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of course you werent him. Youre too much of a douchebag. I cringe everytime I have to face you. I shrivel in angst everytime I know we must speak for some miscellaneous reason or another, listening to the tirade of apathy that will inevitably spill forth. You are unthoughtful and unkind and think very little about anything you do or say. your behaviour is disgraceful, embarrassing. you should be ashamed. I am ashamed for you.

no soup for you.

douche